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factory seconds 9:31 Sun Jul 24
Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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best player we've had or will have in a generation, came through the academy and is now wearing the armband, future england captain etc etc.
and that's the best we can come up with, generic boilerplate chant with the lad's name dropped in it?
where oh where are the bards and songsmiths of yore?
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factory seconds
3:20 Thu Jul 28
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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always found it criminal that we've never had a chant to that tune mike.
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Mike Oxsaw
12:57 Thu Jul 28
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My old man said "I'm a Declan fan" I said "Ain't the geezer sweet?" Off up the field with the ball he speeded In went a shot, when it was needed. He tackles, he passes, Leaves players on their arses, Likes to play and knows the route to goal, So, there's everything nice 'bout Declan Rice, And he's got an East End home.
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Barty
8:34 Wed Jul 27
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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Rice
he aint so nice
he's a mean mother fucker
Just like Gianluca Scamacca
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Noah
8:23 Wed Jul 27
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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whu 3:18 Wed Jul 27
fucking ace mate
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whu
3:18 Wed Jul 27
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Noah 11:05 Sun Jul 24
To the Amen Corner (If Paradise is) Half as Nice….
If Declan Rice was twice the price As Messi and Ronaldo too Fuck them, pair of cunts We’d rather have you!
That'll do - hope you're well mate.
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Mike Oxsaw
3:31 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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Joes's Moulan Rouge thread triggered this in the other of my two brain cells, so blame him, not me.
Declan la-la-la-la-la LA. La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la Lala lala la-lalla La-la-la Declan.
Rinse & repeat.
Not that many words to remember (but I may have over-egged the La-Las a bit)
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Stubbo
8:52 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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When you're feelin' sad and low He will take you where you wanna go Smilin', dancin', West ham dream He's a total footballing machine Irons of the world Rice up your life Every boy and every girl Rice up your life People of the world Rice up your life Aah Tackle to the left Now he's havin' a good time Pass it to the right If ya know that you feel fine Dribble to the front... Shoot shoot shoot! It's Rice
Because you know I'm all about the Rice, 'bout the Rice (not Kante) I'm all about the Rice, 'bout the Rice (not Salah) I'm all about the Rice, 'bout the Rice (not Rodri) I'm all about the Rice, 'bout the Rice (Rice Rice Rice Rice)
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frank marker
1:47 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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Get up in the morning slaving for bread, sir So that every mouth can be fed Aw aw Declan Rice My wife an' my kids them a pack up an' a leave me Darlin' she said, "Me want Christian Dailly" Aw aw Declan Rice Shirt dem a tear-up trousers a go You don't want to end up like Big Fat Frank Aw aw Declan Rice Ima wondering I working so hard Aw aw Declan Rice
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Ewan Whosearmy
12:50 Mon Jul 25
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Declan's got your balls Declan's got your balls You've got a girlies Short and curlies Declan's got your balls
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
12:29 Mon Jul 25
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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The face of Panini 2022-23, no less.
God-like.
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Browno22
11:57 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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Just trying to enjoy watching him while he's here. Will be off next summer and good luck to him. A superb footballer
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Noah
11:05 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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To the Amen Corner (If Paradise is) Half as Nice….
If Declan Rice was twice the price As Messi and Ronaldo too Fuck them, pair of cunts We’d rather have you!
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nychammer
11:01 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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Ha! all very well until until we sell him to them, and then it comes back double
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The Fonz
10:56 Sun Jul 24
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Stubbo I think you are onto something at the end there.
Up your arse Up your arse Declan Rice is fucking class From Stamford Bridge to Upton Park Declan rice is fucking class
Declan rice is claret and blue, claret and blue, claret and blue, declan rice is claret and blue fuck off Chelsea.
There is the Southgate song tune which was being sung by a few at Luton which was pretty good.
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Stubbo
9:49 Sun Jul 24
Re: Declan Rice, Declan Declan Rice, Na na na
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Here's an effort to start the ball rolling, starting out to My old man's a dust man...
Ohhh Declan Rice the Iron, he wears a Claret hat, He started out at Chelsea, but then he thought "Fuck That", He headed to East London, to play in Claret and Blue, The Fanny's ten times better, and there's some history too....... ...........Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, up their arse, up their arse....he stuck the blue flag up their arse....Declan left for Upton Park, and stuck the blue flag up their arse!
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